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Pros and Cons of Living in Cleveland, Ohio by Los Angeles Native

“Does Money Make You Happy?” is a trick question

Why do we still smile when we take pictures? The hidden dangers of smiling

Is God the Greatest Businessman in the World?

How Society Failed 90s Kids (Generation Y, Generation X, Generation Z) Gen X, Gen Y, Gen Z Millennials

Pickles Reads reviews my book

Remember when NASA beamed Beatles music out to space in some veiled hope of contacting alien life?

This is like receiving a response.

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desensitization

Mashmallows are still on the lawn, even though it rained hot cocoa last night just like every other night.

I tell this to my neighbor. I say, “The marshmallows never melt.”

And my neighbor says, “Yeah, that’s how it is over here,” and a winged horse with a horn on its head appears behind him.

And I say, “Oh look, there’s a pegacorn.”

And without bothering to turn around, he says, “Yeah, they’re around.”

a very golly winter

I ask the uber driver how he likes marshmallows.

And he says he doesn’t. Apparently, gollylanders hate marshmallows.

They dread the winter.

I say I’m surprised more people here don’t like marshmallows. I say, “I’ve only met one person who liked marshmallows.”

And the driver says, “I have not met that person.”